I'm 33 years, 5 months, 5 days, 18 hours, and 33 minutes old.  And there are so many things that I have NEVER done!  If I made a list and read it to my children they would be sure I was raised under a rock.  Just so you agree with them... I thought I'd make you a list...

1.  I've never been to a bachelorette party (probably because of my small social circle)
2. I've never been to a strip club  (yep... soooo sheltered... lol)
3. I've never seen a transvestite (not that I would mind... I believe people are beautiful because of who they are not what their sexual choices are... I don't judge... I love you because you are a good person!)
4. I've never been in a Japanese restaurant (ahem... hint hint... Twin... next lunch date?)
5. I've never owned a passport
6. I've never been out of the USA (see #5)
7. I've never snowboarded
8. I've never jumped out of a perfectly good airplane
9. I've never done, or been around anyone when they were doing, drugs (not even pot)
10. I've never worn high heels (I have ugly wide feet and balance issues??)
11. I've never been to a 5 star restaurant
12. I've never been to a 5 star hotel
13. I've never been to a baby shower (I think 2 when I was 18 & they were girls related to me?)
14. I've never been to a hot springs
15. I've never skinny dipped
16. I've never flashed anyone
17. I've never had the same car for longer than 3 years (don't get me started on this one)
18. I've never been to a haunted house (or haunted maze or haunted anything...)
19. I've never been to a bonfire (campfire yes, bonfire no)
20. I've never completed college. ( I did one semester right out of HS, dropped out & got married..).
21. I've never been to a Mormon, Jehovah's Witness or Catholic Church (that's a long story)
22. I've never lived outside of Oregon (6 weeks in Phoenix, AZ with Twin in college...)
23. I've never dyed my hair pink, green, blue or purple (it did fade to orange a few times)
24. I've never gone "clubbing"
25. I've never ridden a train
26. I've never ridden a Grayhound bus
27. I've never flown first class
28. I've never worked fast food (I would, though, a job to support my family is a job)
29. I've never driven a motorcycle (ridden on the back a few times)
30. I've never had a major surgery (bunyonectomy's don't count)
31. I've never donated plasma (I've donated blood ... just not plasma... yet...)
32. I've never seen Little House of Horrors
33. I've never driven a heavy machine, like a forklift or dumptruck...
34. I've never ran in a marathon
35. I've never been a member of a gym
36. I've never had a bikini wax (or leg or armpit)
37. I've never driven a VW bug (I want one soooo bad!!)
38. I've never gone to a Women's Retreat
39. I've never attended an AA meeting
40. I've never been arrested
41. I've never stolen anything
42. I've never played poker for money
43. I've never read the whole Bible
44. I've never taken a cruise
45. I've never put my babies in a cloth diaper
46. I've never owned a Magic Bullet
47. I've never used starch
48. I've never made home made bread
49. I've never gone to outer space
50. I've never weighed more than 250lbs
51. I've never shaved off my eyebrows
52. I've never been to Disneyworld
53. I've never gone to a Mardis Gras celebration
54. I've never done a juiji board
55. I've never seen a ghost

Well I'm sure that's not all of them... but I figure since there are millions of people in the world... there's nothing on here that I'm the ONLY ONE that hasn't done! 

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    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

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