All About Me!! (updated 3/29/12)
1. My name is Becky aka Bex aka Twin aka Alfalfa
2. I have a wonderful husband named Butch
3. He is skinny, tall, older than me, doesn't talk much
4. And yet is a smart ass, sarcastic guy that when crap like "Muffin Top" slips out of his mouth unexpectedly will only put him in giggle fits!
5. Did I mention he's a smart ass??
6. I'm mother of The Brats
7. Austin is Brat 1
8. He's almost 13 now, over 5'2"....
9. Like Butch, he's sarcastic, mouthy, knows it all, addicted to video games, and is more grown up every day
10. Xav is Brat 2
11. He's 9 now, and people are stupid and think that they're twins
12. They're at least 6 inches apart in height
13. Did I mention they're over 3 years apart in age?
14. No they aren't twins
15. Xav is ... see #9...
16. He also has ADD... that with Adderall (no it's not spelled right) is tolerable
17. And with Melatonin he sleeps at night
18. Austin's feet are bigger than mine
19. So is his hands
20. I am in denial
21. We have two kitties
22. And two tortoises
23. I love rain
24. I love the smell of fresh cut grass
25. I love to tease my boys and call them Princess
26. Twin had me name one of the tortoises Princess
27. so I would leave her nephews alone
28. I'm almost 33 years old
29. I talk fast and often change subjects
30. My twin and I sound alike when we talk
31. I hate the smell of hamburger helper
32. Twin's hubby got them transferred to Germany :(
33. I gave birth to both of my kids with a midwife, in a hospital, natural, no drugs
34. I could (and will later) write PAGES on TWINNNN!!!!!!!
35. My PET PEEVE is when people point out.... that I talk fast
36. You are ugly, fat, have two chins and a zit on your cheek... and yet I didn't point that out to you. You don't have the right to point out I talk fast. Listen when I do or shut the eff up and don't talk to me.
37. I had dry socket when I had my wisdom teeth removed. It was more painful than child birth without meds
38. We have Roo.
39. Little Sister Roo has become one of the very best friends too.
40. Parentals!! They raised us strictly. They have very high standards.
41. They are, and always have been, very highly involved at their church (with all household members that still lived with them)
42. They would drop everything to help their kids.
42. Mogie! My best friend
43. I've known her since high school. 15 years now! She lives East Coast and I live West Coast. Which sucks.
44. Some days, if I go too long between meals, I get super light headed and feel like I'm going to pass out
45. Butch cooks. As in, he can replicate things we've eaten at restaurants and whip them out at home for his wifey when she craves it.
46. I can cook... a little.
47. I've burnt water before.
48. He's blown up a pyrex baking pan in our oven.
49. I have a few angel figurines.
50. I don't want a ton of them, the few I have mean something to me...
51. I have tattoos - which I love - and want more.... one with Twin, one with siblings, one with Roo, one for Butch, one for kids...
52. Fav Restaurants - Red Lobster, Red Robin, Pepe's, Bings, New York City Sub Shop, Applebee's, Quizno's, ....
53. I've always wanted to eat at a sushi restaurant
54. My dad was the best man at our wedding
55. We took my parents and twin and my kids (would've took Roo if we could) to Disneyland for our honeymoon
56. I have ugly feet. They are wide. Most shoes make my feet hurt.
57. On May 1, 2011 I started working out & trying to eat healthier
58. As of March 1, 2012 I have lost 40 lbs
59. For the first time in my entire life I can kinda run 3 miles without stopping!!
60. I was First Wife in a polygamist marriage for 5 years
61. We weren't mormons and he had no morals
62. He married the live-in gfriend after we got divorced
63. I am so overprotective of my children that we and our kids all sleep with the doors open so that I can hear them in the middle of the night
64. Even though they have two rooms and two beds, they often end up sleeping together because Xav is still afraid of the dark
65. I have never worn heels in my entire life
66. My heels get ugly and cracked
67. I'm petrified of getting stuck in a small space
68. I have never been able to tell lies. If you ask me a question, I don't have the capacity to lie.
69. I can't stand it when someone lies to me. I can handle the truth. As much as it might suck balls. I can live with that.
70. I don't wear make up on a regular basis.
71. I have crappy taste in clothes. I rely on Twin.
72. I hate living in big towns with a bunch of people. Large groups of people make me antsy.
73. I would love to live in a small place in the country. I don't even care if it's a trailer. And i want a swimming pool (one of those pop up 5 footers would be ok) and a large trampoline for the kids.
74. I like to play the Wii
75. One day I will own an old-style VW bug
76. I get hot flashes a lot.
77. I've never been to another country
78. I want to go to Germany to see Twin
79. I've never done drugs, including mari-juana
80. I love to read books.
80.5 Right now a couple of my favs are Eat Pray Love, The Bridges of Madison County, The Green Mile.
80.75 I like Koontz, Grisham and many other authors
81. I have a short memory and I'm pretty sure ADD
82. My sisters are the whole world to me
83. I was raised being a missionary kid at a bible camp
84. I have a soft spot for chick flicks like The Notebook, PS I Love You
85. I can never stick with one hair style or length... or color...
86. I like country music
87. I look good in a cowboy hat, but won't wear one because I get all self conscious about it because I'm not and never have been a cowgirl
88. I hate bullies
89. I will try most foods at least once
90. I would love to own a king sized therapeutic bed
91. I broke my arm when I was five
92. I like having my nails done... gel nails... the pink/white ones... even though I know they're sooo bad for my nails
93. I like to read books and dabble at crocheting
94. It would be a dream to have my sisters and parents and I to all live in the same town
95. My sisters don't have any kids yet
96. I've never been on jet skis or snow mobiles
97. I often talk and walk and have nightmares in my sleep
98. I suffer from sporadic migraines
99. I'm a worrier
100. I love chocolate. And homemade guacamole. Not together.
2. I have a wonderful husband named Butch
3. He is skinny, tall, older than me, doesn't talk much
4. And yet is a smart ass, sarcastic guy that when crap like "Muffin Top" slips out of his mouth unexpectedly will only put him in giggle fits!
5. Did I mention he's a smart ass??
6. I'm mother of The Brats
7. Austin is Brat 1
8. He's almost 13 now, over 5'2"....
9. Like Butch, he's sarcastic, mouthy, knows it all, addicted to video games, and is more grown up every day
10. Xav is Brat 2
11. He's 9 now, and people are stupid and think that they're twins
12. They're at least 6 inches apart in height
13. Did I mention they're over 3 years apart in age?
14. No they aren't twins
15. Xav is ... see #9...
16. He also has ADD... that with Adderall (no it's not spelled right) is tolerable
17. And with Melatonin he sleeps at night
18. Austin's feet are bigger than mine
19. So is his hands
20. I am in denial
21. We have two kitties
22. And two tortoises
23. I love rain
24. I love the smell of fresh cut grass
25. I love to tease my boys and call them Princess
26. Twin had me name one of the tortoises Princess
27. so I would leave her nephews alone
28. I'm almost 33 years old
29. I talk fast and often change subjects
30. My twin and I sound alike when we talk
31. I hate the smell of hamburger helper
32. Twin's hubby got them transferred to Germany :(
33. I gave birth to both of my kids with a midwife, in a hospital, natural, no drugs
34. I could (and will later) write PAGES on TWINNNN!!!!!!!
35. My PET PEEVE is when people point out.... that I talk fast
36. You are ugly, fat, have two chins and a zit on your cheek... and yet I didn't point that out to you. You don't have the right to point out I talk fast. Listen when I do or shut the eff up and don't talk to me.
37. I had dry socket when I had my wisdom teeth removed. It was more painful than child birth without meds
38. We have Roo.
39. Little Sister Roo has become one of the very best friends too.
40. Parentals!! They raised us strictly. They have very high standards.
41. They are, and always have been, very highly involved at their church (with all household members that still lived with them)
42. They would drop everything to help their kids.
42. Mogie! My best friend
43. I've known her since high school. 15 years now! She lives East Coast and I live West Coast. Which sucks.
44. Some days, if I go too long between meals, I get super light headed and feel like I'm going to pass out
45. Butch cooks. As in, he can replicate things we've eaten at restaurants and whip them out at home for his wifey when she craves it.
46. I can cook... a little.
47. I've burnt water before.
48. He's blown up a pyrex baking pan in our oven.
49. I have a few angel figurines.
50. I don't want a ton of them, the few I have mean something to me...
51. I have tattoos - which I love - and want more.... one with Twin, one with siblings, one with Roo, one for Butch, one for kids...
52. Fav Restaurants - Red Lobster, Red Robin, Pepe's, Bings, New York City Sub Shop, Applebee's, Quizno's, ....
53. I've always wanted to eat at a sushi restaurant
54. My dad was the best man at our wedding
55. We took my parents and twin and my kids (would've took Roo if we could) to Disneyland for our honeymoon
56. I have ugly feet. They are wide. Most shoes make my feet hurt.
57. On May 1, 2011 I started working out & trying to eat healthier
58. As of March 1, 2012 I have lost 40 lbs
59. For the first time in my entire life I can kinda run 3 miles without stopping!!
60. I was First Wife in a polygamist marriage for 5 years
61. We weren't mormons and he had no morals
62. He married the live-in gfriend after we got divorced
63. I am so overprotective of my children that we and our kids all sleep with the doors open so that I can hear them in the middle of the night
64. Even though they have two rooms and two beds, they often end up sleeping together because Xav is still afraid of the dark
65. I have never worn heels in my entire life
66. My heels get ugly and cracked
67. I'm petrified of getting stuck in a small space
68. I have never been able to tell lies. If you ask me a question, I don't have the capacity to lie.
69. I can't stand it when someone lies to me. I can handle the truth. As much as it might suck balls. I can live with that.
70. I don't wear make up on a regular basis.
71. I have crappy taste in clothes. I rely on Twin.
72. I hate living in big towns with a bunch of people. Large groups of people make me antsy.
73. I would love to live in a small place in the country. I don't even care if it's a trailer. And i want a swimming pool (one of those pop up 5 footers would be ok) and a large trampoline for the kids.
74. I like to play the Wii
75. One day I will own an old-style VW bug
76. I get hot flashes a lot.
77. I've never been to another country
78. I want to go to Germany to see Twin
79. I've never done drugs, including mari-juana
80. I love to read books.
80.5 Right now a couple of my favs are Eat Pray Love, The Bridges of Madison County, The Green Mile.
80.75 I like Koontz, Grisham and many other authors
81. I have a short memory and I'm pretty sure ADD
82. My sisters are the whole world to me
83. I was raised being a missionary kid at a bible camp
84. I have a soft spot for chick flicks like The Notebook, PS I Love You
85. I can never stick with one hair style or length... or color...
86. I like country music
87. I look good in a cowboy hat, but won't wear one because I get all self conscious about it because I'm not and never have been a cowgirl
88. I hate bullies
89. I will try most foods at least once
90. I would love to own a king sized therapeutic bed
91. I broke my arm when I was five
92. I like having my nails done... gel nails... the pink/white ones... even though I know they're sooo bad for my nails
93. I like to read books and dabble at crocheting
94. It would be a dream to have my sisters and parents and I to all live in the same town
95. My sisters don't have any kids yet
96. I've never been on jet skis or snow mobiles
97. I often talk and walk and have nightmares in my sleep
98. I suffer from sporadic migraines
99. I'm a worrier
100. I love chocolate. And homemade guacamole. Not together.