You can't remember what day of the week it is. You're pretty sure it's Wednesday... or maybe Thursday? Just to find out it's only Tuesday.
You jump in the shower and start to wonder why it's so foggy in your bathroom, when you realize you still have your glasses on.
You only shave one armpit.
You decide the whole shampoo/conditioner/blow dryer process is just to much, and opt for a rubber banded pile on your head instead.
You look in the mirror and swear you are wearing eye make up and can't remember putting any on this morning.... or taking any off last night for that matter.
You hand your child a pair of your mis-matched socks to wear because you can't seem to find a pair small enough to fit him. You assure him that his pant legs are long enough to hide them from mocking classmates.
You let him wear his smelly play shoes to school because you can only find one of his school shoes..
You find yourself to be the only parent at the bus stop and hope it's because the other kids are all sick.... not because you are late.... taking him to school will require finding car keys...