"Braawwwnk"

Shit! I just totally cut off a car when I was switching lanes! I pat my puppy Mocha absentmindely as I yell a "Sorry" over my shoulder - not paying attention to the fact they can't hear me thru the closed windows and pounding rain. Frockers. You'd think they'd NEVER cut anyone off before! I drive down four blocks, cross an intersection, turn right on the next stop light, enter that parking lot, sigh with relief when I see Butch's truck and I park right next to it. I take a minute to breath, when I see in my rearview that not only IS SHE PASSING THE REAR OF MY CAR but she's going hella slow with the window down - LOOKING AT ME with Crazy White Trash Mama Eyes!!  I waited til she moved and counted to 300 before I even got out of the car. I look over my shoulder like a crazed paranoid woman as I run into the store. I wander around a little bit looking for hubby - all the while checking out the entrance. I told him my Story Of Survival and we leave a short time later. I glance over and THERE SHE IS parked just passed the entrance. And she's parked like a crazy person too! Not even in a spot, all parallel to the fence with her car on. Like she's waiting..... In our pack of 3 we walk over to Walgreens (which is in the same parking lot) and pick up Xav's script. I call Twin in hushed tones explaining the gravity of Crazy Parking Lot Stalker. When we're done and headed back out, She's. Gone.

I survived. With My Life.

lol.....
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buckwheat
4/7/2011 16:48:54

you should have sic'd mocha on her

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bex
4/16/2011 22:11:35

I was thinking of just chucking him at her stupid face!

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4/26/2011 17:46:15

Holy crap! And as tempted as I'd be to go and ask her what the fork her problem was I'd be worried that she may have a gun!

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    Bex

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