I'm shooting for semi-productive today.  I have to go to 14 doors, spread on 4 different sites, to get signatures on files that are due by the end of the day. And all I can think of is
a) my head is groggy
b) why the hell did I get up at 4:30? (stupid alarm followed by stupid bladder followed by ten minutes of fighting with my OnDemand and another hour of doing paperwork I'm behind on at work)
c) were we really dealing with the cops & our stupid drunk neighbors last night -- or did I dream that?
d) thru, threw, through... why are all of them so similar? and why lately do I keep getting them all switched around? e) I really wish I would found time this morning for a shower? (I really wish my kids wouldn't have had to have mommy help them with their late homework at 6am this morning so I could've had time for that shower... jerks)
f) Why can't Butch learn how to help with homework again?
g) is my oatmeal to cold to eat?
h) shit - I think I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, since I do it IN the shower & let's not go into THAT again
i) Dammit I forgot to give Xav his meds too -- hopefully he behaves... I reminded him to behave on the run-walk to school this morning. But we were 10 min later than we usually are.  He promised me he could do it.
j) the stupid sign at mcd's said they would have a game piece on my oatmeal -- they lied.. I should call them and tell them that
k) I should accidentally turn my office phone off for the day
l) I should crawl under my desk and take a nap.. I want to use one of these... (no I'm not prego)
m) why IS there no french word for yellow? my Austin found that out here
n) it's already 9:13 and I only have until 2:15 to get things done
o) It's supposed to be pouring rain & 60's here all next week
p) I need an umbrella that's not broken... like this one
Darla
10/10/2011 21:28:34

q) and you need to relocate twin NEAR YOU
r) and sugar should be calorie free (and fat free)
s) and you need your own personal Dobby. wherethefrackishe??

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alfalfa
10/13/2011 17:54:26

t) and once I get Twin NEAR ME (in my backyard) I have to chain her precious little ankle to the tree
u) i need to go to the store to by the chain for Twin
v) and chocolate should be considered healthy for me
w) and cupcakes too

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