It's more fun to giggle and fart around and talk smack than it is to eat.
EAT LADIES!!! EAAAATTTT ALREADY!!!
Cheese and rice.
Give me two whole minutes and shut your trap and eat!!!!!
It's nachos... it's not like it's kidney beans and brussel sprouts.
Seriously?? Barking and meowing noises now?
It would be cute if it wasn't happening after 45 minutes of.... EAAAAATTTT!!!!
Their excuse for not doing their chore list this morning was "I just woke up!"
Their excuse for not doing their chore list at 5pm was "I don't want to START doing chores in the middle of the week!!"
Is it sad that I am looking forward to be gone for 9 hours tomorrow. By MYSELF!! 3 hour drive to a 3 hour training &  3 hour drive home again.  Bonus? I get paid hourly for the whole 9 hours + reimbursed for mileage!
9 hour vacation!! Sweet!!!
Now they're comparing Vader and Batman and something about punching someone in the face? Really???
EAAAAATTTT!!!!
Fork to MOUTH People. FORK TO MOOUTH!!!!!
5/24/2012 22:15:13

Hand to mouth
Spoon to mouth
Muffin to mouth
Spork to mouth
Cup to mouth
Saucer to mouth

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bex
5/27/2012 20:27:32

Aint that the truth Twin...

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5/29/2012 08:10:40

Ayayayay... Maybe we should swop kids every other week? They behave for a little while when they're somewhere else!

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bex
6/11/2012 05:16:24

yes please!!!

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    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

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