As always... I'm blown away by the things my kids come up with...
*Firstly I need to give you a background on the whats-its going on around these here parts... Our kitty had babies.  And after about 2 wks they all finally have their eyes open & their ears workin...
**Now back to the regularly scheduled story...

Scene: My car
Actors: Me & Xav
Destination: his quartlerly meds ckup for his ADD (at the doc...20 miles from home)
And... ACTION....

"Mommy... when I was a baby & my eyes weren't opened yet... I bet I could hear.  And how did I find your titty to get my milk? (his face at this point has his eyes squinted and he's actually miming a sucking motion)"
It was all I could do to keep the car on the road.... and explain to him that babies aren't like kitties.  Their eyes and ears (unless they're born disabled) are working just fine from birth.
4/17/2012 23:31:47

Lawdy he cracks me up!!!

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Bex
4/19/2012 14:23:59

He definitely keeps me entertained!

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    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

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