*Firstly I need to give you a background on the whats-its going on around these here parts... Our kitty had babies. And after about 2 wks they all finally have their eyes open & their ears workin...
**Now back to the regularly scheduled story...
Scene: My car
Actors: Me & Xav
Destination: his quartlerly meds ckup for his ADD (at the doc...20 miles from home)
And... ACTION....
"Mommy... when I was a baby & my eyes weren't opened yet... I bet I could hear. And how did I find your titty to get my milk? (his face at this point has his eyes squinted and he's actually miming a sucking motion)"
It was all I could do to keep the car on the road.... and explain to him that babies aren't like kitties. Their eyes and ears (unless they're born disabled) are working just fine from birth.