Dear Body,

I just want to apologize for not giving you a Heads Up about the non-planned events the past 12 hours.  See, I was bored and wanted to stir things up a bit.  So I woke her up about three times last night.  Between thinking she was seeing Xav awake, having to go pee, and scary shadows I sure kept her guessing!  (And as an added bonus she didn't get a good nights sleep either!!)  I was still bored, so I have been keeping a mild headache tickling at the edge of her thoughts this morning.  Even though she was exhausted, she still managed to get her kids up in time.  The smell of the overdue dirty laundry and overful cat litter (courtesy of no money until *she's crossing her fingers* today) didn't even phase her!  So I went ahead and poked the bear a bit.  You see I waited until she had one kid eating and the other about to, and I threw that baby cat on the table and had her knock her freshly made oatmeal on the floor.  It was priceless! Oatmeal and broken bowl everywhere.  Not one of the men even helped!  Boy was she mad and say a bunch of loud mean things to them that she didn't mean to say.  I'm so proud of myself!  Next time Body, I promise to try and warn you ahead of time.  Maybe.
 
XoXo
Brain
Darla
6/5/2012 19:16:27

Ohmylanta Twin! So not cool!

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Bex
6/6/2012 01:26:40

And to top it all off... Your AUNT FLO decided to take a visit. What the frack TWIN!!!

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6/16/2012 19:16:52

Bloody brain! So rude!

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Bex
6/17/2012 00:44:47

Yes. Yes it was! Stupid Rude BRAin!

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