because he's 12 years old...

Why do I have to go to bed at 8 when my brother does?
(Me) Well, you get to stay up and read as long as you like!
Yes, but I'm 12 YEARS OLD!!

Why can't I take my PSP or cell phone on the bus like all of the other kids?
(Butch) Because school is a place of learning!
Yes, but I'm 12 YEARS OLD!!

Why do I have to go down and help with laundry now, and my brother doesn't yet?
(Us) BECAUSE YOU'RE 12 YEARS OLD!!

Why can't I go to Dairy Delish by myself?
(Us) Because YOU'RE ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!!

Why do I have to take showers every morning?
(Us) Because you're a stinky 12 years old!!

Why do I have to pour my own breakfast cereal now?
(Us) Because you're 12 years old!

Why do you have to argue and interrupt us on everything we do?
BECAUSE YOU'RE 12 YEARS OLD!!

(Me) Why do you have such anger issues?
(Butch) Because you inherit them from your mother...

Why do you still get up with me in the mornings, and I'm not getting up on my own to my own alarm clock?
(Me) Because as long as I'm you're mommy and you live in my house, I'll still get up with you in the mornings and keep an eye out for you ;)



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    RANTINGS
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    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

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