Survived this week....

1. Watching Midnight give birth to AND eat afterbirth from... four kittens...
2. Had Child pee his pants at end of bball practice AND managed to sneak out without anyone seeing him. (To save him total embarassment will not name which one)
3. Spent 3 hours & 3 xrays at walk-in clinic yesterday for hubby. Diagnosis?? He's crooked.  And it's a nasty sprain.
4. Stupid googley+ won't let you 3-way vid chat with sisters when you have made it a point to reschedule twice & sync up all sisters said scheduled.  Here's me waving my finger at you!! Yes. THAT finger!!
5. I have inherited my mothers mood swings.  Any tips on how to get the doc to give you the happy pills? Last time I begged he told me it was PMS.  He's a liar.  And should return his license to the Cracker Jack box he got it out of.
6. Playing mommy, daddy, cook, chauffer, working, library trips, dishes, laundry, bank, grocery store run... all in one day... totally freakin exhausting.  And highly overrated.
7. Realizing it's NOT a compliment to be told I was.. a) nominated for an award ... buuuuttt... b) I have to go knock on doors to get my own recommendation letters for it .... aaannndd c) write up my own letter boasting of my own skills that are above & beyond my pay grade. 
8. I'm a bad mommy who's developed quite the potty mouth (which I've been nice enough to pass on to my kids)
9. I reeeeaaaallllyy want a tattoo that stands for family.  But I reeeeaaallllyyy haven't picked that Exact. Right. One. Yet.
10. Stupid phone isn't wanting to let me pull pics via USB cable

And it's only Wednesday...
Still have Thurs & Fri to work
Still have Thurs - bball practice for 1, Sat - bball practice for 2
Still have Sat -- our 5 year anniversary!! Which Twin was nice enough to send us gift card for!! But now I have to hope Mr is unbent enough to enjoy it AND we can find a babysitter??? Which means we will probably reschedule for a better day....




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    RANTINGS
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    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

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    I would like your thoughts, help, comments, feedback. I am not a robot!
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    Motto:
    No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with 

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