So Twin  is sick... again... Ever since her scare two years ago, she seems to be getting sick more frequently than ever.   Which of course makes me more worried than ever.  So I tell her the truth --
it's ALLERGIES... SEVERE ALLERGIES...
it's a severe allergy to living so far from twin
it's a severe allergy to the water
it's a severe allergy to bullshit
it's a severe allergy to purple clothing garments
it's a severe allergy to wearing clothing garments
it's a severe allergy to rain
it's a severe allergy to your broken time machine
it's a severe allergy to living in a haunted house
it's a severe allergy to smurfs
it's a severe allergy to scotch tape
it's a severe allergy to leg hair
it's a severe allergy to refrigerators
it's a severe allergy to yellow boogeyman
it's a severe allergy to stick people
it's a severe allergy to blinking
it's a severe allergy to bending your fingers
it's a severe allergy to business cards
it's a severe allergy to red lights
it's a severe allergy to space aliens

So here's my cheer-Twin-up Get Well & Funnies...
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Ok... so this one doesn't really pertain to YOUR job... more like MY job...
darla
10/8/2011 14:06:36

awesome twin awesome! I think I will blame the hospital I work at!!

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alfalfa
10/13/2011 17:57:26

Blame them! Blame Them!! And if it wasn't such an awesome job I'd tell you to go get a new one!!

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Darla
10/26/2011 01:41:36

and twin is feeling much much better.

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11/3/2011 20:34:11

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Time machine!

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    RANTINGS
    FROM
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    TIME
    OUT
    CORNER.....

    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

    CONTACT ME!
    I would like your thoughts, help, comments, feedback. I am not a robot!
    bextwinz@gmail.com

    Motto:
    No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with 

    I STALK THESE....

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