Leave it to me to just tell it like it is.
Xav: "Mommy, I have a tought question for you.  Where was I BEFORE I was a baby in your tummy?"
Me: "Well. Daddys have sperm and Mommys have eggs.  And when they have sex the Daddys sperm shoots inside the Mommys and join the eggs and THAT'S when they become the baby."
Xav: "So do I have sperm now?"
Me: "Nope.  When boys and girls hit puberty it's when they get them.  When you get hair on your pits, and your voice drops (and his dad pipes in - "When your balls drop!").."
Xav: "Well, Mason says he's already hit puberty."
Me: "Mason is 9.  Mason likes to tell stories. No, Mason hasn't hit puberty."

Two days later....I overhear from his bedroom...
Xav: "Mason, so guess what.  We have sperm and girls have eggs. And when we have sex they shoot together and make babies!"
Me: "Xav! Can you NOT tell other kids that? His mommy might not appreciate him knowing that yet!"



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    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

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