Dear Thursday,
Thank you for making it almost Friday

Dear Customer Service Rep
Thank you for prank calling my Thursday

Dear Caller I.D.
Thank you for alerting me to the Toll Free caller calling me

Dear Bags Under My Eyes,
I would appreciate it if you could take a nap. And go away.

Dear Hair Under My Pits,
I've shaved you once this morning. Really, once should be enough for the day.

Dear Sore Buttocks,
Mr Gilad on his workout video said that you would be changing.  He didn't mention the Pain. Sorry about the pain.

Dear Xfinity,
Thank you for bringing me super-fast wifi in my living room. I heart you.

Dear Shameless,
Thank you for being such an entertaining show.  I am thoroughly addicted.

Dear Socks,
Please stop sliding down my legs

Dear Hair,
I would appreciate it if you would hurry up and grow that last inch I need for a ponytail without barrettes. (I mean on my head, not on my legs.) I would appreciate it a lot.

Dear Darla,
I hope you are enjoying my letters to you.

Dear Dad-In-Law,
Looking forward to the next two weeks of having you in the home.  Please don't dissapoint me.

Dear Step Mom-In-Law,
If you can not screw up the next two weeks I won't have to pick up chain-smoking and drinking as habits.

Dear Sons,
Please have a nice five days at your dads.  No I'm not sending you there because I'm in desperate need of a time out.

Dear Baby Sis,
I hope your doc apt goes good today.  I'm telling you.  It's genetics.  Ask your mom.

Dear Mom,
I hope you are enjoying packing your ped-ometer with you as you work today.  Tell me, did you get lots of steps in?

Dear Butch,
I apologize in advance if I break the promise to be on my very best behavior when your parents are here.

Dear Nala,
Please don't swallow the yarn ball you are having fun tangling yourself in.

Dear Whore-Midnight,
Please stop banging all the Toms in the neighborhood. They're fixed.  You're not. Nuf said.

Dear Luggage Of Kids,
Are you done packing yourself yet?  I waved the magic wand and said the words.  Don't make me light you on fire.
darla
1/19/2012 07:14:44

Dear Alfie
ha ha jha ha
enuf said
Me

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Alfalfa
1/20/2012 01:30:05

Dear Darla,
zip your pie hole
ha ha
Me

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2/29/2012 06:45:21

Dear Bex
Half these were written for me weren't they.
Angel

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    RANTINGS
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    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

    CONTACT ME!
    I would like your thoughts, help, comments, feedback. I am not a robot!
    bextwinz@gmail.com

    Motto:
    No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with 

    I STALK THESE....

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