Today I'm PMSing like a Mother Fudger. My kids are bored --- apparently they can't find a game to play amidst their Wii, Ps2 & Xbox. They have 100's that are apparently defective?? I think it's because they want to come play on the computer & be in the same room as Mommy.
I love them to pieces and am so glad they're home after their 10 days with bio-dad.
But I'm also having those super-sensitive days. Where the sound effects they're doing from the games they're playing is driving me bonkers. I have this almost uncontrollable urge to smack them across the mouth.
Jee-zus it's bad today.
I normally can multi-task like a pro. Phone calls, walk-in's, appointements, contractors, 4-sites, 108 apartments, tenant complaints, etc etc.
Not today.

So I thought instead of continuing to bitch about it, I'd do a fun photo montage...
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It's almost about the "gold fish" mentality. 10 second attention span...
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That's Butch - running his mouth...
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There are days that's what it feels like about how much power I ACTUALLY have...
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Yes Damn YOU -- a NEW DOLLY!!
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I need this T-shirt.
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OMG. I LOVE LOVE LOVE CALLER ID!! You have noooo idea!!
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Substitue the name "Leroy" for.... _______
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This is what I would hear, if I ever had a few minutes alone in my house. Their filthy filthy mouths...
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Yep - the look on my face at 6 this morning when I was panting my way through P90x Cardio
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I'm craving a big pan of creamy baked mac 'n' cheese..
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I'm scheduling this surgery as we speak...
7/26/2011 21:18:57

Yep. I was there too, sort of. I can't stand those days!

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7/27/2011 00:16:51

LMAO twin. Btw my pets have filthy filthy mouths too.

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alfalfa
7/27/2011 08:12:15

I'm just working out of my apt today. Try and save me some headache! :) The afternoon wasn't any better. I even went and had ice cream.

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8/10/2011 13:34:49

Ah cheese... I could so do with a whole lotta mac-n-cheese right now!
And I so need one of those T-shirts.

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Alfalfa
8/10/2011 13:54:16

MMmmm. Mac-n-cheese. Brownies sound good too. I need to make a ton of these shirts....

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    RANTINGS
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    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

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