Today I'm PMSing like a Mother Fudger. My kids are bored --- apparently they can't find a game to play amidst their Wii, Ps2 & Xbox. They have 100's that are apparently defective?? I think it's because they want to come play on the computer & be in the same room as Mommy.
I love them to pieces and am so glad they're home after their 10 days with bio-dad.
But I'm also having those super-sensitive days. Where the sound effects they're doing from the games they're playing is driving me bonkers. I have this almost uncontrollable urge to smack them across the mouth.
Jee-zus it's bad today.
I normally can multi-task like a pro. Phone calls, walk-in's, appointements, contractors, 4-sites, 108 apartments, tenant complaints, etc etc.
Not today.
So I thought instead of continuing to bitch about it, I'd do a fun photo montage...
It's almost about the "gold fish" mentality. 10 second attention span...
That's Butch - running his mouth...
There are days that's what it feels like about how much power I ACTUALLY have...
Yes Damn YOU -- a NEW DOLLY!!
I need this T-shirt.
OMG. I LOVE LOVE LOVE CALLER ID!! You have noooo idea!!
Substitue the name "Leroy" for.... _______
This is what I would hear, if I ever had a few minutes alone in my house. Their filthy filthy mouths...
Yep - the look on my face at 6 this morning when I was panting my way through P90x Cardio
I'm craving a big pan of creamy baked mac 'n' cheese..
I'm scheduling this surgery as we speak...