Ya I said it. There are days I can be a Super Bitch. Why? Because I'm a woman. Because I question things. Because small stupid shit can set me off. Because I feel the need to stand up for myself when things don't seem fair. Because I talk to much. Because I don't think before I talk too much. Because men drive me crazy. Because I somehow manage to respond wrong to EVERYTHING!! Because because because becaaaaaauuussseee
buckwheat
4/15/2011 09:04:42

there are those days when we just need to invoke the "Cone of Silence" (from that spy movie with steve carrel and "the rock"). maybe with some curtains, so no one can see us screaming and gesticulating wildly. for some reason people just don't react well to that angry-demon face (come on, you know the one i'm talking about). oh, and it needs to be made out of thick memory foam so that we can beat the crap out of the cone of silence without hurting ourselves or it.
i have to say, though, every great once in a while it would just feel oh-so-good to grab someone by the shoulders and shake them until their brains fall out or the sense falls in.

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bex
4/16/2011 22:19:39

Best little sister. Ever.
I laughed so hard at my desk I snorted pop on my keyboard.

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buckwheat
4/17/2011 19:57:08

hahahaha...was it coke? because then you could say you snorted coke on your keyboard...

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4/26/2011 17:32:24

Yeah baby! Wear that badge with pride!

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