Cedric - Go inside and bring me out 1 bucket of the exterior paint. It's in the blue buckets.
Cedric - You just brought me 2 white buckets of interior paint. Please take these back in there and bring me 1 blue bucket of exterior paint.
Cedric - I asked for 1 bucket not 2, please take 1 of these back in.

*bang* *crash* *bang*
Cedric! What are you doing?
-they asked me to bring this ladder out- (shows me 2 6ft ladders -- one in each arm)
Cedric - Please carry them one at a time.
-oh. ok. (shrugs and puts one down. carries one right outside the doorway. goes back inside and grabs the other one. than proceeds to pick them BOTH back up again like I told him not to)
Cedric - please be careful! I don't want my siding, walls or lights broken (because you CAN'T listen!!)..
7/23/2011 02:29:35

what about:
3 buckets of paint + 2 ladders
1 paint sprayer + 0 buckets of paint + 1 tape measure
2.5 buckets of paint + 1 puppy + 1 hammer
1 stepladder + 1 bucket of paint + 1 hammer - 1 assistant?

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alfalfa
7/25/2011 11:25:35

I vote we roll the kid in paint & than roll his body down the railing. Now paint brushes required.

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8/10/2011 16:41:47

Look him in the eye!!!
:P

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