12 years 9 months 14 days 22 minutes...
"Mom! I figured out why you don't want to pay me to do chores.  Because when I grow up no one is going to pay me to clean my own house, do my own laundry or wash my own dishes."

Note to Self Two: His feet are now bigger than mine.  He still has 4 inches to grow taller... but his feet are now almost 2 sizes bigger than mine.  They're Size 9's!! And biodad only wears a 10 ... so... his will more than likely outgrow him!
twin
1/8/2012 21:32:06

note to self: cancel birthdays. growing older not authorized.
note to self: cancel future girlfriends and order titanium jock/chastity belt. procreation not authorized.
note to self: buy him the evil queens mirror. mirror mirror on the wall, he's the cute teenager of all (until his brother grows up)

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bex
1/10/2012 17:40:10

note to self: send him to aunties to live in a tower so we can keep him forever

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2/29/2012 05:44:55

Heh heh... Love these little epiphanies. I wish I could record them for when he denies them.

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    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

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