Texting is always such a joy...
Me - Any chance you have gas money and want the kids for the weekend?
Him - Yes i do have gas $
Me - We can drop them off in the morning if you want. need them back on Sunday.
Me - Will that work?
Him - I was going that way Tomorrow
Me - K. Where you headed? What time do you need them ready?
Him - For a security gig
Me - What time you wanna get them?
Him - Bye
Washington Square mall
Him - 1
Me - U coming here at one?
Him - Yes
I look at my pre-teen-often-asshole of a son and I wonder.... does the apple really fall that far from the tree?
Xav says - Mommy... use your Big Girl Words!!!
Ok (I tell him) - please just Chill The F*ck UP for a second!! I'm trying not to hit that chicken in the road!!!