The stupid email is ting ting tinging again. I really really don't want to check it. Someone else griping that We AREN'T Perfect. I'm sorry that I missed that seminar in my job training. The one that tells me how to make the Per*fect Ten*ant.
101 - Rent Paid ON TIME. Every Time
102 - Eliminating Unwanted Pests, People and Pooches
103 - Draining Puddles From The Parking Lot for Dummies
201 - How to Make your Pre Teen Mind
104 - Cigarette Butt Piles? Fa-get-a-bow-tum!
105 - Mi Casa Es Su Casa. 24x7. aka Office Hours are For Chumps
106 - Upgrading your Trailer Park
Oops - I got my Parenting Class mixed in. Wonder how that happens.