Butch (to me, upon me walking in the door -- returning from church): Z called. Called your phone first. Than mine. You gonna call Z back?
Me: Um. Nope.
Me: Z texted. Check this out...
Z: Did you have a tsunami warning there are you ok
**Butch: Tell Z the whole place is destroyed. Get Z riled up. Z would do it to you!
Me: It's flooded like hell we are headed to you
Z: Serious did you have a warning
Me: I haven't heard anything. I was at church. didn't hear anything there either
Z: I see On Facebook from a previous tenant that there was a tsunami warning in Florence
Me *rolling eyes to myself... just great... that means Z is trying to Stir The Pot with my nieghbors..*
Me: I'm not too worried. I googled it and there's a small mention of it on kmtr but nothing on kezi and nothing on the weather channel
Z: I am ok hiding out from tenants lol in my apt and trying to stay warm it is so cold here
Me: *apparently Z must translate "hiding out from tenants" to mean "stalking them on fb"
Me: I just found it. Tsunami warning was dropped at 445am this morning
Z: Ok I know they do warnings and people don't take it serious so just be prepared just in case
Me: We will
And that was that. Mid morning and random wtf on a supposed issue that was snooped up with someone over here, in hopes of making my blood boil and blood pressure go up. And yet after the :) I never heard from Z again.