"Mom I KNOW you and Dad haven't had sex in a while." "Why would you say that?" "Because you AREN'T pregnant yet." "It's because I don't kick out eggs regularly..." "Oh, so YOU'RE the one firing blanks!... DAAAAAD Mom's target is tilted to the leeeefffttt!!!"
Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...
Some people make parenting look sooo easy. They are big fat liar pants. Parenting is hard. Kids can be awful. They don't come with an Instruction Manual. I started young and have grown up with them. We have gone through a lot together. And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have. I started blogging because of Twin. She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats. And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team. (for more see ME above)
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Motto: No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with