Dear Buckwheat,
I'm not sure why you have to live so far away. I'm pretty sure that it was made clear, that upon adulthood you and Darla were supposed to live near me. Darla, of course, on  the same street. But I remember distintcly telling you that you were supposed to stay within the city limits. We could have all negotiated the town. But you are in clear violation of our pact by living so faaaar away. I will be there shortly with cardboard box to stuff you in and haul you back home. I am tired of you and Darla being so rebellious on this point, so you will both be punished with a strict diet of crunchy peanut butter and marmalade and butter sammiches. Just like Grandpa N made them for us.
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Alfalfa
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6/9/2011 01:09:26

Buckwheat!
You so lucky! I'd force you to eat ecoli tomatoes slathered in mayo like gma and gpa used to offer. I'd offer the non ecoli variety but as I live in Germany you get what you get and don't throw a fit!!

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buckwheat
6/9/2011 15:54:08

Alfie - I'm SO-RRY!! But geez, dude! At least bring a cardboard box big enough for me, Sock, Lunchmeat, and Ralphie. I can't very well leave any of them behind.
Darla - it's Alfie who likes the tomatoes, make HER eat the ecoli-liciousness slathered in mayo (are you sure it wasn't Miracle Wh!p?). I was always on the non-tomato side of the fence with you, so feed me some ecoli cucumbers or something instead.

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alfalfa
6/9/2011 17:52:49

Fine!! I'll bring 3 boxes. DumDum Head, Darla, baby kittykitty, Ma, Buckwheat, Sock, Lunchmeat & Ralphie. Ok... so maybe that'll be more than 3 boxes... but don't worry. Y'all get them cardboard cups w/ strings to talk to each other in!!

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