I'm not sure why you have to live so far away. I'm pretty sure that it was made clear, that upon adulthood you and Darla were supposed to live near me. Darla, of course, on the same street. But I remember distintcly telling you that you were supposed to stay within the city limits. We could have all negotiated the town. But you are in clear violation of our pact by living so faaaar away. I will be there shortly with cardboard box to stuff you in and haul you back home. I am tired of you and Darla being so rebellious on this point, so you will both be punished with a strict diet of crunchy peanut butter and marmalade and butter sammiches. Just like Grandpa N made them for us.
Love
Alfalfa