You know you're Tired when....
You can't remember what day of the week it is. You're pretty sure it's Wednesday... or maybe Thursday? Just to find out it's only Tuesday.
You jump in the shower and start to wonder why it's so foggy in your bathroom, when you realize you still have your glasses on.
You only shave one armpit.
You decide the whole shampoo/conditioner/blow dryer process is just to much, and opt for a rubber banded pile on your head instead.
You look in the mirror and swear you are wearing eye make up and can't remember putting any on this morning.... or taking any off last night for that matter.
You hand your child a pair of your mis-matched socks to wear because you can't seem to find a pair small enough to fit him. You assure him that his pant legs are long enough to hide them from mocking classmates.
You let him wear his smelly play shoes to school because you can only find one of his school shoes..
You find yourself to be the only parent at the bus stop and hope it's because the other kids are all sick.... not because you are late.... taking him to school will require finding car keys...
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3/17/2010 13:02:59

Ouch. Not having the best of mornings are we? I say you should only shave one leg too ...

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Alfalfa
3/17/2010 17:44:59

Didn't realize the razor was dull until after 1/2 of the first armpit. Slathered on an extra layer of conditioner and plowed on through *ouch* it.

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Morgan
3/18/2010 12:12:17

Why are you writing my life? LOL

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    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

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