It's time to push up those sleeves and clean house        
"Clean"? *snicker snicker

I mean it! Dishes, laundry, putting pictures back on the walls...
Laundry as in wash, fold AND PUT AWAY?
YES.. And put away...
Ok so maybe tomorrow could be "Put Away" Day..
Ya, I thought so...
I could try doing a valiant effort to get them all washed?
That could work

What about all of those stupid boxes in my bedroom?
The ones that we had to move in there because Butch thought it'd be a good time to paint?
Speaking of paint... did you notice how the hallway is still green?
By green you do mean green with white scuff marks from hauling things up and down the stairwell to move for painting
Is he even done painting that room?
Do you think if I nag at him it'll really get him motivated?

Motivated... you did mention dishes...We are out of clean bowls and spoons...
I could just make the kids use cups for cereal
But we still need spoons...
Stupid spoons....
Wouldn't it be ok to go get some plastic ones from the Dollar Store?

Speaking of stores... I need to stop where I got my nose pierced...
I'm just glad it's not geting all infected and yucky.
Oh, you mean like the last TWO TIMES?
Ya, but this time I'm cleaning it with Sea Salt AND wearing a band aid to bed to not have it snag on anything.
You do know you've only had it in a week right?
It just looks like it's getting sucked into my nose when the inside is pointed to my brain.
"Pointed to my brain" *snicker snicker*

The alarm clock on your phone is going off again
So nice of you to notice the christmas jingle
So nice of YOU to notice that it was a text and not an alarm
It's Twin so shut the frack up
Of course it's Twin
It better be Twin
if it's not Twin I'm not answering it
Maybe it's someone else you like?
Maybe it's your mama?
Maybe it's YOUR mam?
You do know we're the same person don't you?

Sigh
Sigh



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    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

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