Question: Becky, what did you guys do for your 10 days without your kids?
Answer: We exhausted ourselves doing a ton of yardwork.
Question: How many calories can you burn while weeding and raking for 4 hours?
Answer: It had better be enough, because I my entire body hurts too much to do anything other than sit on the couch with a retarded look on my face and a plate of food in my lap.
Question:  Did I miss anything when I left my cell on the table while I was outside working?
Answer: Of course you did.  5 texts from Twin & a butt-dial from your children's step-mom
Question:  How can you like to do yardwork?
Answer:  I grew up doing it.
Statement:  Ya, me too, but I still hate it!
Rebuttal:  If you haven't noticed, I have to stay busy.  And this is much better for me than sitting on my fat butt inside eating popcorn and watcing soap operas.  And I like the feeling of accomplishing something while enjoying some sunshine.
buckwheat
6/25/2012 01:45:30

MOSQUITO!!!

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6/25/2012 09:40:33

If I liked sunshine I might actually like working in my garden...

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Bex
6/26/2012 01:47:20

Sunshine... makes me happyy... Just not too much. And I've been wondering why she has been blaming those mosquitos all of them years!

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    Dear Twin... sometimes words come out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop them... well aint that the life...

    Bex

    Some people make parenting look sooo easy.  They are big fat liar pants.  Parenting is hard.  Kids can be awful.  They don't come with an Instruction Manual.  I started young and have grown up with them.  We have gone through a lot together.  And I would have never been able to do it without the wonderful family I have.  I started blogging because of Twin.  She said that it wasn't nice of me to take a Bad Day out on the Hubby or the Brats.  And so this began.... it's my Rantings From The Time Out Corner... because, let's face it - when I'm full on Cranky Pants... my hubby doesn't fail to make me go Sit One Out for the Team.  (for more see ME above)

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